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One
is negative one
Theorem: 1 = -1
Proof:
1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1
Also
one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing
are equal to each other.
1
= sqrt(1)
-1 = sqrt(1)
Therefore 1 = -1
As
an alternative method for solving:
Theorem:
1 = -1
Proof:
x=1
x^2=x
x^2-1=x-1
(x+1)(x-1)=(x-1)
(x+1)=(x-1)/(x-1)
x+1=1
x=0
0=1
=> 0/0=1/1=1
Writing
home with ease
Dear Parent(s), Date:
I
am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the
topics of interest to both of us.
Please
send me:
__
Money (Cash) Amount: _____
__ Food (Cookies) Dozens: _____
__ Clean clothes!
Relationships:
__
What?
__ I am in love with myself.
__ I am in love!
__ I am engaged.
__ I got married last weekend.
My
Roommate:
__
Worships the ground I walk on.
__ Gave me a black eye.
__ Committed suicide and left a note blaming me.
__ Has fleas.
My
Professors are:
__
Sadistic water walkers.
__ Mental institution escapees.
__ Brain dead nerds.
__ Super oxygen thieves.
Latest
News:
__
I wrecked the car.
__ I can't use your credit card because I exceeded the credit
limit.
__ You are going to have a grandchild.
__ False alarm--you aren't going to have a grandchild.
Food:
__
Is great!
__ Even makes me appreciate your cooking
__ I have had pizzas and soda for the last twenty meals.
__ I stopped eating out of fear.
Grades:
__
I am making all A's
__ I am not being properly challenged
__ I will be home after this semester
__ I never knew they had a letter grade below F
I
study:
__
Night and day
__ All the time
__ Eighty hours a week
__ Only on Sunday afternoon
__ None of the above
Daily
Devotions:
__
I read my Bible everyday
__ I can't read
__ Someone stole my Bible while I was at the local bar
On
my last visit home, I left:
__
My glasses.
__ My paper that was due yesterday.
__ The clothes you washed for me.
__ The check to cover my delinquent tuition payment.
__ Other ____________________________.
Please
send above items by FedEx (Priority One) or UPS (Blue).
Laundry:
__
My white underwear is now _______.
__ I am saving money by not using detergent.
__ Don't worry, I washed my clothes last semester.
__ I hang my clothes out the window when it rains.
My
room:
__
Can pass your "white glove" test.
__ Is only ___% full.
__ Could not be located last Saturday night.
__ Was rented by the ROTC for hazardous terrain training.
Parties:
__
I don't inhale
__ I only go to meet people
__ Haven't been to one since this morning.
Hope
you:
__
Miss me
__ Can live without me
__ Are not overdoing the celebration of my absence
Salutation:
__
Your Daughter,
__ Your Son,
__ Yours,
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